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If you would like to contribute a phrase for our ads, please
call or e-mail us with your ideas. If we use your phrase, we will credit you
$15.00 on your next service repair.
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If a woman can be a meter maid, can a man be a meter butler?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they be called fed up?
If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 20 miles away.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular.
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